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hopeless startup simulator (also on my new site for incremental games, galaxy!)

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Everybody has some great ideas for the future, but not everybody wants to do the work to get there.

"this crazy idea" puts you in the role of a programmer as their friends and family barrage them with startup ideas, that are all so mind-numbingly stupid that they're doomed to fail.

But... you're a nice person, right? You wouldn't say "no" to a good friend.

Or would you?


Can you break the cycle?

More information
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
AuthorYhvr
GenreSimulation
TagsIncremental
Average sessionAbout an hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse
LinksSource code, galaxy.click

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JungKookMafia296 days ago

I randomly got blocked by cousin halfway through and can't ever finish the game

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Yhvr296 days ago

I don’t know why it happened, but I can offer a solution:

If you’re on Firefox:

  1. Open Javascript Console (press f12)
  2. Click the button that looks like three rectangles in the top right and select the only other option
  3. In the console, enter player.layers.intro.messages = 0

If you’re on Chrome (or 90% of other browsers):

  1. Open Javascript Console (press f12)
  2. Click the word “top” in the top left and set it to “index.html”
  3. In the console, enter player.layers.intro.messages = 0
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LeDiable666297 days ago

Cool game, finished in 20 mins but you can cheese it by only using Features.

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