hopeless startup simulator (also on my new site for incremental games, galaxy!)

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Everybody has some great ideas for the future, but not everybody wants to do the work to get there.

"this crazy idea" puts you in the role of a programmer as their friends and family barrage them with startup ideas, that are all so mind-numbingly stupid that they're doomed to fail.

But... you're a nice person, right? You wouldn't say "no" to a good friend.

Or would you?

Can you break the cycle?

More information

Status	Released
Platforms	HTML5
Rating	Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars (1 total ratings)
Author	Yhvr
Genre	Simulation
Tags	Incremental
Average session	About an hour
Languages	English
Inputs	Mouse
Links	Source code, galaxy.click

Comments

BrainDebugger9 days ago

Idea is very interesting and game was fun, however mathematics of this game is not good.

1) Features are imbalanced

2) Startups are not hopeless, as long as you make code small and rely on constant income from users. (You even can be profitable longer than you can be annoyed), therefore stratup can be good.

3) Not sure why increasing code size makes proportional growth in expences but does not make application better

4) Impressed by how much money you can do, without being able to withdraw them

Total rating 4/5 (because game was fun)

JungKookMafia1 year ago

I randomly got blocked by cousin halfway through and can't ever finish the game

Yhvr1 year ago

I don’t know why it happened, but I can offer a solution:

If you’re on Firefox:

Open Javascript Console (press f12)
Click the button that looks like three rectangles in the top right and select the only other option
In the console, enter player.layers.intro.messages = 0

If you’re on Chrome (or 90% of other browsers):

Open Javascript Console (press f12)
Click the word “top” in the top left and set it to “index.html”
In the console, enter player.layers.intro.messages = 0

LeDiable6661 year ago

Cool game, finished in 20 mins but you can cheese it by only using Features.